I had an MRI on Monday. It was an experience. First, you have to sign all these waivers, like if you die, you can't sue them. Actually, I don't think it said that, but basically, if something goes wrong, they are NOT liable. I don't think people really read what they sign, but I did, I even read the fine print. While I was signing my life away, I noticed my mom reading her magazines. She looked all comfortable in her chair, while I was about to get an MRI. Nice, I thought. She even asked the receptionist to lower the volume on the TV so SHE could read. I started to rethink who I could've brought for moral support. Heck, my cat would've been better!
The doctor finally called my name and said to follow him to another room. He told me to have a seat and began asking me questions.
"What's your nationality?"
Umm, is this necessary, I thought. I told him my parents were from the Middle East. He guessed it. Great, you get a gold star, I thought. After a couple minutes of chit chat, he pulled out the needle. Now, I HATE needles. What the hell is that? I wasn't informed that a needle was to be stuck in my arm.
"Don't worry, it's small, and you won't feel a thing."
Fine, go ahead, I said. I felt a little prick, then, "Shit!"
"Uhoh, what?? Am I going to die, Doc?"
"Noo...the needle broke."
He had to try it again in the other arm. Wonderful. Another pinch later, and I was ready for the MRI. I took off all my jewelry, and hopped on board. It really was just like the TV shows and movies. It looks like a tanning bed, but instead of getting some color and some relaxing music, you get your brain scanned and war sounds. Seriously, it sounded like I was in the middle of a war zone. They give you ear plugs, but that doesn't do a damn thing. Even if I had fallen asleep, I probably would've dreamt about being shot at by a serial killer.
Now, they told me 25 minutes I'd be in there, and I couldn't move the whole time. To say the least, that was torture, since i had an itch on my nose 3 minutes later. Maybe, if I tried to go to sleep, the itch would go away. oh wait, the ringing noise. All I kept thinking about was the itch. itch. itch. itch. scratch..scratch...Finally, after about 45 hours, it was over. I scratched my itch then told the lady it felt like an hour, and she just laughed.
I have to get another MRI in 6 months, just to make sure everything is hunky dory with my pituitary gland. I'm not dying or anything, what I have is actually pretty common among women. It's called Prolactinoma--look it up if you are interested. I won't bore you with the medical lingo.